1. An ad for the 1-800-flowers.com "cupcake in bloom." For "ONLY" $25, you're getting 3 carnations jammed into a cup. And the fuckface in the corner is its inventor. Because he's white and has really white hair and the carnations are white, you know it's a good. He's grinning because he's fucking you over. Cupcake in bloom is TOTALLY ABOUT RACE.
2. I saw a woman with this hairdo. Enough said. Can you imagine waking up everyday with this on your head? FUCK!
3. I went to buy some chocolate at a chocolate store, and wedged into the corner was a small stack of WORLD MUSIC CDs. An example of something you can buy to feel more connected to the world and feel less bad about being rich and white and living in Park Slope. The stack of CDs had more to do with the neighborhood than it did with anything else being sold in the store. Hate it. Totally goddess.
living in new york makes you angry. in the midwest we love everything.
ReplyDeleteomgjk. also, let's talk about how much this sucks: http://www.ediblearrangements.com/
edible arrangements is a MAIN OFFENDER
ReplyDeleteNick! I ALSO hate that cupcake thing!! It's EVERYWHERE on the train platforms here in Chicago. (Maybe it's the New Yorker in me that hates them, though?) Ewww eww ew. I want a REAL cupcake for the pain of having to look at the fake cupcakes all the time. Jerks!
ReplyDeleteand not to mention the fact that carnations are the WORST possible flower. they are so bad that it is common practice to dye them with cheap food coloring to make them more interesting. who the fuck wants a flower with fake colors? dumb. i also kind of hate the whole cupcake craze in general. it's totally gotten out of hand and is wicked precious. they are delicious, but i don't need to have them shoved in my face every day.
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