Anti-Gravity Yoga.
Crunch Gym in NYC has patented this new brand of "yoga" where you do different poses while attached to a silky white sling, and they're calling it anti-gravity yoga.
Nevermind the fact that conventional yoga is something that has been crafted over thousands of years, whereas gravity-free yoga was invented in some corporate board room 9 months ago and really has nothing to do with yoga except for the outfit you wear - people are totally buying into it. Yoga is a feeling, not a practice.
It's cool though. The people doing anti-gravity yoga are the same people who drink mass amounts of goddess dressing, use loofah sponge reusable tampons, and eat at that South African restaurant in Fort Greene, Brooklyn, al fresco, so that the people passing by on the sidewalk can see them and respect them.
not to mention that there is nothing anti-gravity about it.
ReplyDeleteUm, Nick, i love you and all, but I also love anti-gravity yoga.
ReplyDeleteSo now I'm torn. Yes, anti-gravity yoga is gimmicky and stupid and taught my middle aged wacky culty people who say things like, "now let the sheet form wings and soar" but you do some really cool inverted poses that make you hurt for days and give you a head rush. so, I fully support your right to an opinion, but you're wrong.
Kindly,
Robin Rowley
GOOD FOR SEX
ReplyDeleteDo you hate bikram yoga..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................or when people leave comments like this?
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